Grown ups should NOT text type!

Things like: ttyl, lol, jk, and omg, parents/grown ups should NOT use. Weather it's texting, email, wighting, anything, grown ups shouldn't even know those things! And half of them, don't even know what they mea, they just wanna be "hip." FYI, NO ONE SAYS HIP ANYMORE! It's a kid/teenager thing....grown ups have things that they can do and we can't, so if u really wanna be fair, DO NOT STEEL THIS FROM US! Please, please. PLEASE! Smiley faces are OK, like :) (Smile) :( (frown) :o (Shocked) etc......!
    It's like a....a....code to us. It's our speieical thing, that we don't want taken away from us. It sounds, dorky when parents use it. It may be cool to you, but remember it's not to us!